And no one ever questioned who knocked her up? Was the empire gossip free? Did a room full of Jedi fail to sense Anakin's impure thoughts???

I was always most curious about how Mister "Highest Midichlorian Count in the History of Time" failed to even notice she was pregnant, when a blind man could have figured it from orbit with the naked eye. Or how a nobody seemed to know she was carrying twins until she goes into labor. *shakes head and laughs fondly at the absurdity* I mean, really. One of the most special plot points of the whole story had to be conveyed by a blah-voiced nurse droid?

Oh yeah, and there's that whole 'Padmé, defiant liberator of Naboo just flops over and dies of a broken heart in flagrant defiance of her established characterization and, oh yeah, of her newborn daughter's future canonical memories!!!'


I weep. I weep at the awfulness!!!

(This is disturbingly fun) ;-)