Seriously, I think I should be able to! And yet, the cash is eluding me...

Indeed, that would be an option technically since they can't stop me from going back, husbandless though I might be! However, there's still the practical issue of how in the hell to get health insurance to cover costs for that stuff. So probably finance would rule it out. Though hey, since I'm not planning on having kids for years by the time I do, perhaps EVERYTHING WILL BE DIFFERENT! ;)