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beccatoria) wrote2006-07-28 10:40 pm
beccatoria) wrote2006-07-28 10:40 pm
Necromunda!
So, for my birthday, I'm getting a Necromunda Gang. Danny, Kevie and Addy are all really enjoying playing, and I wanna get in on the action, so on Sunday it's down to the game store for me! It'll take me forever to paint them up properly, but the important thing is to get the models so I can play.
I started out the gang roster and named my characters and rolled up the experience and territories and I CLEANED UP. My gang's general assets include access to a water still (reasonable; gets you some money), TWO friendly doctors (money and they'll buy your dead), tunnels (nearly no money, but sneaky opportunities in combat), and the motherlode of money makers that EVERYONE wants and NO ONE gets - a horde of long lost secret technology which'll make me rich.
So I've decided that Roxy's Razors are like hospital porters gone bad. They scavenge futuristic medical technology from their treasure trove, sell it alternately to the different doctors (to keep the suspicion off them), use their tunnels to ferry organs and blood, etc., around at double quick time and sell the hospital clean water from the still when the hospital supply goes bad.
My line up, currently is:
Dead-Eyed Dora - Gang leader, totally spaced out from having smoked, inhaled and injected more drugs than um, there is in the entire hospital. She claims to have taken up the mantle of gang leader when Roxy died (she's pretty cut up about Roxy), but no one else can actually *remember* Roxy.
Trigger-Happy Trish - Who's got a HUGE machine gun. She also fixes all the kit when it breaks down.
Barbeque Barbie - Has a flamethrower and a gun that shoots melty microwave things. She's also in charge of making sure everyone stays fed. She doesn't chill, she grills. Worryingly, she's also in charge of organ transportation.
Shotgun Sally - Has two shotguns and every sort of special ammo you can imagine.
Machete Maxi - Has a really big sword.
Souvenier Sam - Was in charge of transporting the organs until one too many went missing... Sovenier Sam is good at being scary. The huge axe helps.
Lights-Out Lena - Got her nickname either because she's really good at one-punch knock-outs, because she's pretty damn sneaky in those dark tunnels, or because she's a massive slut. No one's quite sure.
Bloodbath Beth - Got her nickname during a tragic accident with the late-night blood transfusion run. She's worried she won't live up to it when the real thing rolls around. Bloodbath Beth is still just a kid.
Janie "The Juve" Jensen - Is doomed. She doesn't even have a real nickname. If she lives long enough, she kinda wants to be called, "The Hacker," but sadly, Janie begins with a "J".
Aah, violence, expressed by tiny metal models...
I started out the gang roster and named my characters and rolled up the experience and territories and I CLEANED UP. My gang's general assets include access to a water still (reasonable; gets you some money), TWO friendly doctors (money and they'll buy your dead), tunnels (nearly no money, but sneaky opportunities in combat), and the motherlode of money makers that EVERYONE wants and NO ONE gets - a horde of long lost secret technology which'll make me rich.
So I've decided that Roxy's Razors are like hospital porters gone bad. They scavenge futuristic medical technology from their treasure trove, sell it alternately to the different doctors (to keep the suspicion off them), use their tunnels to ferry organs and blood, etc., around at double quick time and sell the hospital clean water from the still when the hospital supply goes bad.
My line up, currently is:
Dead-Eyed Dora - Gang leader, totally spaced out from having smoked, inhaled and injected more drugs than um, there is in the entire hospital. She claims to have taken up the mantle of gang leader when Roxy died (she's pretty cut up about Roxy), but no one else can actually *remember* Roxy.
Trigger-Happy Trish - Who's got a HUGE machine gun. She also fixes all the kit when it breaks down.
Barbeque Barbie - Has a flamethrower and a gun that shoots melty microwave things. She's also in charge of making sure everyone stays fed. She doesn't chill, she grills. Worryingly, she's also in charge of organ transportation.
Shotgun Sally - Has two shotguns and every sort of special ammo you can imagine.
Machete Maxi - Has a really big sword.
Souvenier Sam - Was in charge of transporting the organs until one too many went missing... Sovenier Sam is good at being scary. The huge axe helps.
Lights-Out Lena - Got her nickname either because she's really good at one-punch knock-outs, because she's pretty damn sneaky in those dark tunnels, or because she's a massive slut. No one's quite sure.
Bloodbath Beth - Got her nickname during a tragic accident with the late-night blood transfusion run. She's worried she won't live up to it when the real thing rolls around. Bloodbath Beth is still just a kid.
Janie "The Juve" Jensen - Is doomed. She doesn't even have a real nickname. If she lives long enough, she kinda wants to be called, "The Hacker," but sadly, Janie begins with a "J".
Aah, violence, expressed by tiny metal models...