... That's... EVIL. Yet I feel the need to rise to the challenge of your EVILNESS. But just here, 'cause I'm lazy.
Marry: Dude. Duuuuude. If I'm honest, I have to say Bill. Yes, really. Because if these are my choices, I'm going for the one I can get to ignore me the most and leave me the hell alone, and with a few adjustments, I can totally get Bill to do this. Nobody ever said marrying included shagging ever, so... yeah. Dysfunction ahoy.
Shag: Dude. Duuuuude. Have you ever heard the phrase "not if you were the last man on Earth." But the meme gods must be satisfied, so... Romo Lampkin. While I do not look forward to this choice, I recoil just a little bit less at the thought than I do with the OLD MEN. Plus, he's wry and ironic and that counts for a lot with me, especialy if I can get really drunk first.
Cliff: Tigh. 'Cause I CAN'T shag him, and I think he'd actually try to be, you know, PRESENT in a marriage and lord knows I wouldn't want that.
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Marry: Dude. Duuuuude. If I'm honest, I have to say Bill. Yes, really. Because if these are my choices, I'm going for the one I can get to ignore me the most and leave me the hell alone, and with a few adjustments, I can totally get Bill to do this. Nobody ever said marrying included shagging ever, so... yeah. Dysfunction ahoy.
Shag: Dude. Duuuuude. Have you ever heard the phrase "not if you were the last man on Earth." But the meme gods must be satisfied, so... Romo Lampkin. While I do not look forward to this choice, I recoil just a little bit less at the thought than I do with the OLD MEN. Plus, he's wry and ironic and that counts for a lot with me, especialy if I can get really drunk first.
Cliff: Tigh. 'Cause I CAN'T shag him, and I think he'd actually try to be, you know, PRESENT in a marriage and lord knows I wouldn't want that.
YOU MADE ME MARRY BILL ADAMA. *cries*