Marry, Shag, Cliff!

[beccatoria]

Yeah, so I thought the meme looked fun, until nicole_anell gave me Laura Roslin, Natalie the Six and Tory Foster. HARD CHOICES PEOPLE.

The RULES.

1. Comment and I will give you 3 people for a fandom I have some idea you are interested in (if I know the characters).
2. Post this meme with your answers.
3. Provide pictures and the names of three people.
4. Label which you would marry, shag, or throw off a cliff.


Marry.



Natalie. Okay so she foments revolution and causes massacres, but she's a Six and they're generally ridiculously generous and caring and kind once you throw in the vaguest possibility of love.

Shag.



Laura Roslin. I dare you to look at that picture and judge me.

Throw off Cliff.



Tory Foster. I'M SO SORRY TORY. I LOVE YOU AND YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN GETTING MURDERED BY EITHER CHIEF OR ME. But...you wouldn't make as good a lay or wife as the other two. :(

Okay, now it's your turn! You know you want to play! :D

Comments

[jo-lasalle.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I want to play because I don't know if I have time to mess around with pictures, but I had to comment to tell you how much your Tory murder comment cracked me up. :-) YOU AND THE CHIEF. Tory just can't get a break. *g*

[beccatoria.livejournal.com]

HEE! Well, once the thought of me and the Chief doing anything together would have been lovely. But the poor man is quite, quite insane these days. :(

Anyway, glad to entertain you.

If you want to play, I think you can forego the pictures, or just answer here, or whatever. The rules of the meme are not inviolable!

So, I give you DS9!

1. Benjamin Sisko
2. Kira Nerys
3. Garak

CHOOSE!

[chaila.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't judge you even without the picture. :D

Poor Tory! Cruel, cruel meme rules!

[beccatoria.livejournal.com]

Yay! Then hopefully you won't judge me for giving you:

1. Bill Adama
2. Saul Tigh
3. Romo Lampkin

(I'm not sure if you're commenting because you want to play, but I figure if I give you choices, you have um, the choice! Post either here or in your LJ! Pictures optional!)

[chaila.livejournal.com]

... That's... EVIL. Yet I feel the need to rise to the challenge of your EVILNESS. But just here, 'cause I'm lazy.

Marry: Dude. Duuuuude. If I'm honest, I have to say Bill. Yes, really. Because if these are my choices, I'm going for the one I can get to ignore me the most and leave me the hell alone, and with a few adjustments, I can totally get Bill to do this. Nobody ever said marrying included shagging ever, so... yeah. Dysfunction ahoy.

Shag: Dude. Duuuuude. Have you ever heard the phrase "not if you were the last man on Earth." But the meme gods must be satisfied, so... Romo Lampkin. While I do not look forward to this choice, I recoil just a little bit less at the thought than I do with the OLD MEN. Plus, he's wry and ironic and that counts for a lot with me, especialy if I can get really drunk first.

Cliff: Tigh. 'Cause I CAN'T shag him, and I think he'd actually try to be, you know, PRESENT in a marriage and lord knows I wouldn't want that.

YOU MADE ME MARRY BILL ADAMA. *cries*

[beccatoria.livejournal.com]

YOU MADE ME MARRY BILL ADAMA. *cries*

MINE IS AN EVIL LAUGH!

Plus, he's wry and ironic and that counts for a lot with me, especialy if I can get really drunk first.

*laughs more*

and I think he'd actually try to be, you know, PRESENT in a marriage and lord knows I wouldn't want that.

*laughs forever*

I MADE YOU MARRY BILL ADAMA.

[chaila.livejournal.com]

Maybe you'll rekindle my inexplicable old man love and I'll go back to littering your flist with it, and reclaim BILL with vids, THEN HOW WOULD YOU FEEL?

[beccatoria.livejournal.com]

...I would grudgingly try to be supportive because lord knows I want Tigh back, but inside, my SOUL would be crying...

[nicole-anell.livejournal.com]

Hey, I had to kill Starbuck. Who was the only woman in my group. I felt like Ron. DDDD:

I like your marrying Natalie logic. And your picture. *does not judge you*

[beccatoria.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! Curse this meme for making us kill awesome women!

I choose to believe the theory put forth by kiki_miserychic, that all the awesome dead people on BSG go to the Opera House. Currently Natalie is redecorating Liam's nursery and probably Kara and Laura are fighting over who gets the biggest bedroom.

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Comment!

[beccatoria.livejournal.com]

I choose the Middleman!

1. Noser
2. Wendy
3. Ida

[gonzo21.livejournal.com]

Ida always vaguely annoyed me with her endless judgementalising of Wendy, so she's off the cliff.

Wendy just delights in every way imaginable, so she is married.

And dozer, cute little dozer. Shagged.

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

:)

[beccatoria.livejournal.com]

I choose the Sarah Connor Chronicles!

1. Ellison
2. Riley
3. Jessie

[frolicndetour.livejournal.com]

Laura Roslin. I dare you to look at that picture and judge me.

Yeah, I really, really can't.

Nicole already gave me her Sophie's Choice, but I'll play again!

[beccatoria.livejournal.com]

I am pleased to see that you are able to recognise BLAZING HOTNESS when it slaps you in the face. ;)

AND

I shall give you:

1) Kara.
2) Athena.
3) Helo.

[frolicndetour.livejournal.com]

Cliff Athena! Easy!

This is tough because Kara is not exactly marriage material, but I couldn't deal with Helo's level of righteousness on a daily basis, soo... shag Helo, marry Kara.

[metatxt.livejournal.com]

cannijussay you had BY FAR the most difficult choice of anyone EVER. And as many times as I run it through my head there is no satisfactory solution since the logical answer is a lesbian commune poly-marriage orgy.

Also, since answers can be posted in comments *bats eyes* gimme 3?

[beccatoria.livejournal.com]

I DID. There was NO WAY to adequately choose in this situation!

You watch 30 Rock, right? Then I give you:

1) Jenna
2) Tracy
3) Jack.

XD