Terminator 4: I'm not sure whose Salvation is was supposed to be, but it wasn't the franchise's.

Oh, Terminator 4. WTF went wrong, bb?

( Let's start with the horrifyingly banal setting designed to cash in on the armchair soldier factor. )

( SEXISM. RAMPANT SEXISM. )

Also there is PLOTFAIL.

( PLOTFAIL. )

( And they didn't even give me awesome robots. What kind of robot franchise is this?! )

So, what did I like? Kyle Reese. He was okay. And his storyline with Star and Marcus was definitely the best bit of the movie.

Thus ends my ranty review!