Sleep-speaker

So Anakin being the poster boy for stalkers and Padme thinking it's cute is not so surprising. Wanna bet 'Every Breath You Take' was their song?

*cryinglaughing*

I've always believed that Lucas was so hell bent on creating another trilogy he was incapable of realizing he could have told his story in two films.

Similar to the other two Matrix movies, both of which are in my Do Not Exist pile, along with four movies, all by George Lucas.

And can someone explain to me how Padme and Anakin's marriage could have been a secret? When not doing their jobs, they were together.

They hid behind poles. Did you not watch the movie? Sheesh.

And no one ever questioned who knocked her up?

Did anyone notice? George Skillfully prepped us for this with all those fancy dresses right from the get go!

Was the empire gossip free?

No TMZ.

Did a room full of Jedis fail to sense Anakin's impure thoughts???

Weed.