FREAKINESS!
Jun. 11th, 2006 10:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
beccatoriaSo today I learned that my mother slept with a man who slept with Reynolds Price. There are some things no child should be told...
THE GAYNESS, IT INVADES MY LIFE!
This, combined with the fact that she insulted Ken Kesey and narrowly avoided getting raped at gunpoint by a madman in the slums of North Carolina when he broke into her house, by screaming "I don't have time for this!" and storming out the front door (figuring he'd be too surprised to pull the trigger. He wasn't, but the gun was loaded with blanks and the dude was *actually* mad), makes me feel...kinda boringly inadequate.
Great. My mom's cooler than I am.
THE GAYNESS, IT INVADES MY LIFE!
This, combined with the fact that she insulted Ken Kesey and narrowly avoided getting raped at gunpoint by a madman in the slums of North Carolina when he broke into her house, by screaming "I don't have time for this!" and storming out the front door (figuring he'd be too surprised to pull the trigger. He wasn't, but the gun was loaded with blanks and the dude was *actually* mad), makes me feel...kinda boringly inadequate.
Great. My mom's cooler than I am.
