Marvel...by Lovecraft?
Aug. 27th, 2012 01:01 amApparently when you’re tired, you sometimes say, “the last vestiges of cosmicist Marvel” instead of “cosmic Marvel” when talking about The Fantastic Four and accidentally create a very different comic in your mind.
Reed Richards’ vast intelligence drives him mad as the sight of Galactus forces him to realise his own insignificance!
Sue Storm comes to the shocking conclusion that her powers of invisibility are part of a cyclopean metaphor and ceases to exist entirely!
Johnny Storm is consumed by his own flames and is trapped forever as a guardian to the Dreamlands!
Ben Grimm’s doomed mission to rescue the Human Torch meets utter failure when, consumed by his own self-doubt, he is lost to the Dreamlands and carried off to the moon by cats!
All this and more in the next stunning issue of Fatal Tragedy of the Queer Quartet!
…you know you’d buy it.
Reed Richards’ vast intelligence drives him mad as the sight of Galactus forces him to realise his own insignificance!
Sue Storm comes to the shocking conclusion that her powers of invisibility are part of a cyclopean metaphor and ceases to exist entirely!
Johnny Storm is consumed by his own flames and is trapped forever as a guardian to the Dreamlands!
Ben Grimm’s doomed mission to rescue the Human Torch meets utter failure when, consumed by his own self-doubt, he is lost to the Dreamlands and carried off to the moon by cats!
All this and more in the next stunning issue of Fatal Tragedy of the Queer Quartet!
…you know you’d buy it.