May. 7th, 2006

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Here are the best excuses so far, as invented by me, the boy and the roommate:

"I'm sorry, I can't come into work today, ancient spirits of evil have transformed this decayed body to Mum-Ra, the ever living!"

"I'm sorry, I can't come into work today, no one steps on a church in my town."

"I'm sorry, I can't come into work today, the seagulls have started speaking in the tongues of men as a sign of the end times."

"I'm sorry, I can't come into work today, all will look upon me and despair."

"I'm sorry, I can't come into work today, I'd do anything for love, but I won't do that."

"I'm sorry, I can't come into work today, one pill made me larger."

Sadly, I will be in work tomorrow. *sigh*

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