So, I'm brainstorming reasons I don't have to go to work tomorrow:

[beccatoria]

Here are the best excuses so far, as invented by me, the boy and the roommate:

"I'm sorry, I can't come into work today, ancient spirits of evil have transformed this decayed body to Mum-Ra, the ever living!"

"I'm sorry, I can't come into work today, no one steps on a church in my town."

"I'm sorry, I can't come into work today, the seagulls have started speaking in the tongues of men as a sign of the end times."

"I'm sorry, I can't come into work today, all will look upon me and despair."

"I'm sorry, I can't come into work today, I'd do anything for love, but I won't do that."

"I'm sorry, I can't come into work today, one pill made me larger."

Sadly, I will be in work tomorrow. *sigh*

Comments

Good reasons, all.

[hmpf.livejournal.com]

Shame they won't work.

Have a (((hug))) instead!

Re: Good reasons, all.

[beccatoria.livejournal.com]

Aah, hugs, the cure of all ills, even ancient evil spirits transforming this decayed body into Mum-Ra the ever-living.

Thanks. ;)

[sonofgodzilla.livejournal.com]

"I'm sorry, I can't come into work today, ancient spirits of evil have transformed this decayed body into BACON!"

[beccatoria.livejournal.com]

My response would be, "Dude...if only..." but I feel you've left out a key issue here - Canadian or Streaky?

[tiniago.livejournal.com]

SEAGULLS! ♥