BSG: Occuprice. Precipation. You know, THAT episode.

This is a public service announcement.

LAURA ROSLIN SLAPPED TIGH ACROSS THE FACE

And dear Lord God Baby Jesus was it awesome. AWESOME I TELL YOU.

I'm going to start a tally. The Laura Roslin Bitch Slap List. Ron Moore? If you never let her slap anyone else I will weep. I will weep tears of BLOOD.

Okay, that said, here's some long, serious thoughts:

( Laura Roslin: was awesome. )

( Kara Thrace: is screwed. )

( Leoben Conoy: fascinates as always. )

( Saul Tigh: is broken, quite possibly irrepairably. )

( Ellen Tigh: is just as frakked as her husband. )

( Galen & Cally Tyrol: were okay, I guess. )

( Samuel T Anders: is bitter. )

( Gaius Baltar: is a very gentle person who does terrible things. )

( Caprica Six & Boomer: weren't really in this enough for a deep opinion. )

( Cavil: gets his own entry simply because of his airquotes. )

( William Adama: came off kind of immature here. )

( Lee Adama: is still Lee. )

( Anastacia Dualla: is creepy. )

( Karl C. 'Helo' Agathon: deserves hugs from small children and a puppy. )

( Sharon Agathon: can be shortened to Shagathon, which I didn't make up but totally wish I did. )

( Suicide Bombers: deserve their own brief entry. )

There you have it. I liked it a lot. And apparently I'm in love with Tigh.

Great. I'm in love with Tigh. Poor, doomed, tragic Tigh who's probably irredeemable.

Oh well.