F*** YOU TOO, TORCHWOOD.

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I WATCHED YOU FOR TWO SEASONS YOU PIECE OF **** SHOW, BECAUSE I FELT SOME PERVERSE LOYALTY TO YOU FOR BEING SET WHERE I LIVE AND NOW YOU GO AND KILL OFF TOSH FOR NO BLOODY GOOD REASON, AND I WANDER AROUND THE INTERNET AND DISCOVER THAT NO, SHE REALLY IS DEAD, BUT THAT THE RUMOUR IS BLOODY OWEN - WHOSE DEATH WAS THIS EPISODE'S ONE SAVING GRACE - MAY BE COMING BACK. THAT HAD BETTER BE SOME BIZARRE INTERNET RUMOUR BECAUSE IF A FREAKING NUCLEAR MELTDOWN CAN'T KILL THAT ****HEAD, NOTHING ****ING WILL.

NOT F***ING COOL.

Well. At least now I NEVER HAVE TO WATCH IT AGAIN.

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SHIT LIST

1. "you destroyed the city!!!!" a few itsy bitsy little explosions does not a destroyed city make.

2. Lets keeps these flesh eating monsters locked in cages so they can escape and eat people every once in a while. Every since owen "died" and since spike turned up torchwood no longer seems to be afriad to show that its the love letter to Buffy that RTD intended it to be before he go side tracked with Doctor Who. Weevils seem to be the shows answer to the cannon fodder vampires that turn up when ever needed.

3. Captain Jack gets sent back in time and has to live out the 20th century again and again and again. Its like the third or fourth time now this has happened. Plus i think having to endure countless thousands of deaths and rebirths that come with being burried alive would lead to a little itsy bitsy bit of MADNESS! He would be totally cuckoo. Plus i dont bye the whole im waiting around for the doctor but i cant find him from last weeks episode and a few others, hello! the doctor must have visted the UK in the 20th century about at leat 200 plus times. That crossing roses time line was such an easy get out.

4. ok a few top ranking police officers died but does this really mean torchwood has to step in and take control of the city. As for Gwen being brilliant and telling the poor cops their jobs "go knock on a few doors" that had me laughing.

5. "Hi im your brother im going to kill you" This had no build up what so ever, sure we knew that jack had a brother and that he had lost him but we had nothing invested in this character what so ever. Any other show would of had a season if not at least a few episodes of build up. "Hi im your brother, i missed you, i love you", in 6 or so episodes time............ "no i lied i wanna kill you". Plus how does a guy tied up and tortured all his life by primeval beast learn to put a master plan in effect that involves time travel, bombs in hands and exploding nuclear power plants.


6. Jacks seems to make peace with his brother then goes and sticks him in a freezer! because thats really gonna sorta the problem out in the long run.

7. WHY THE HELL COULDNT YOU HAVE SHOWN OWEN MELTING IN RATIOACTIVE GOO. What a waste! Poor tosh has a big bloody hole in her but the nasty irredeemable ownen gets away with a "i dont wanna die" winge and then fade to nothing. I wanna to see green slime, a melting on fire skeleton and lots screaming.

I could go on and on and on but my NUMBER 1 gripe about torchwood

The main character is

IMMORTAL
INVINCIBLE
and we know he practically lives till the end of time

wow thats suspense for you!

sorry had to vent :P