BSG: I think they might need a chart to keep track of it... (Cylon Family Tree.)

[beccatoria]

Real thoughts and updates and such forthcoming. I liked this episode and decided to cheer myself up by making THIS:

A Cylon Family Tree, because I thought perhaps they might need a chart to keep track of it all. Cut-tag because it's a big image and also because it has...implied spoilers from Someone to Watch Over Me.




Notes:

1. Yeah, I know, Tory and Tyrol were never actually married, but it gave the thing a nice symmetry and they were a couple and all. It looks prettier, and way more incestuous this way.

2. No, I don't particularly buy into the idea that Sam somehow downloaded into Liam/Liam somehow downloaded into Sam so almost didn't include that link, but, I figured, HEY, MOAR LINES. Plus if it was true and then Sam Anders managed to be both Caprica Six's father and son, that would be lolarious.

3. Yes I know that Sam and Kara are married in addition to having frakked, but that would have been really hard to show on the tree with just an "=". Hence the red line and "=" compromise.

4. Yes. This entire family tree is basically an excuse to prove that Ellen Tigh is Laura's great-grandmother. Deal with it.

And now none of you have any excuse to be confused about who is related to whom.

/Public Service Announcement.

Comments

[kiki-miserychic.livejournal.com]

They've suggested that all the 7 models (1-6, 8) frakked when they were trying to procreate biologically too.

[emmiere.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! So nice and clear now.

Yes. This entire family tree is basically an excuse to prove that Ellen Tigh is Laura's great-grandmother. Deal with it.

I see no problem with your logic.

[sabaceanbabe.livejournal.com]

OMG! You have a pic of Flip-- I mean Liam in there! *dies laughing*

[slybrarian.livejournal.com]

Hilarious. The only thing missing is some sort of "astoundingly creepy crush of DESTINY-FILLED RIVERS" between Leoben and Starbuck.

[balistik94.livejournal.com]

Great idea! "Frakked" lmao. Although the Sharon that Tyrol and Cavil frakked (Boomer) is not the same Sharon that gave birth to Hera (Athena) but it's pretty acurate I might as well save this :)

[grav-ity.livejournal.com]

I've been thinking about that a lot, actually, since Ellen was all OMG, SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER because a) she'd NOT, you just wrote her programming and picked what she looked like and b) YOU'RE A ROBOT.

Anyway, I also have thoughts like "Starbuck's fate is to be haunted by the son (Lee, Zak, Leoben) and in love with the father (Adama, Anders)." And I am not sure how I feel about it.

It does amuse me greatly, though, that half my flist is all OMG, IT'S MELROSE SPACE! and I am all IT'S ALL GREEK TO ME!

[frolicndetour.livejournal.com]

I love you.

it's not incest if they're gods right?

This is the only way I can deal with Sam being Kara's grandpa, as well as Six's father and maybe son. Oh, this show.

[crystalizedfrog.livejournal.com]

I found a link to this...I just had to say how awesome it is. And also icon love!